"....We have specially catered lunch today to celebrate foundress' day. our principal, _____, sincerely apologizes for her absence as she is attending a course. Enjoy." -vp

HAHAHHAHAHA. nicenice. i could just clap for that sentence!
unfortunately it wasnt meant to be interpreted that way): (selectively listening would be good)

sms dad(at bishan): can you come bishan and i drive back?
dad replies: n.....oooooooo
sms dad(at macr): how bout macr then?
dad replies: where are u. i go pick u up now.

hmmm. thats a trick that could work. instead of " can u come pick me upppp..." HA!

On a more serious note,
Theophilia tried to kill herself again today. Attempted to jump off from the 4th floor. was apparently climbling the railings.
Thank God zip saw her from across the block.
She has also tried pricking her fingers with a needle and claimed she wanted to die. The first was trying to strangle herself. hmm i wonder if thats really possible.
anw at p3. this is crazy.